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MALARIOUS

Mary. 18. absolute freak about Glee, Supernatural, Sherlock, White Collar and the celebrities of above mentioned things. struggling with depression but ready to spread my wings, leave the nest and watch some Netflix! This blog is for me but if you follow I hope you enjoy the range of funny, depressing, inspirational and gaaaay posts I will be rebloging!
Oct 17 '14

"You know, it’s like that time in seventh grade when I lent you my brand-new ten-speed. You brought it back, the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn —"

Oct 17 '14

Have some Gale and Randy banter.

Oct 17 '14

"That, uh, tuna-macaroni casserole?"

"You got it."

"Don’t want it. Tuna casserole means that we’re going to get stoned and have a very meaningful conversation."

Oct 17 '14
Oct 17 '14

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
Oct 17 '14

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg)

Oct 17 '14

serration:

i had way too much fun with this

(Source: peppelepeuw)

Oct 17 '14
Oct 17 '14

the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

Oct 17 '14

exvind:

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

this is oddly important to me